| The power of words | |
|---|---|
| Pain | You are worthless human detritus. Your mother should have been taken outside at high noon and executed for your existence |
| Motivation | Why don't I slip into something a little more comfortable? |
| Propaganda | Last week in the Army Reserves, I linked up 20 Apache helicopters, 40 Humvees, and 1800 troops. By Monday, class was no sweat. |
| Politics | Well, uh, that's a very good question and I'm glad that I have the opportunity to answer it...[even though I'm not going to directly answer it] |
| Legalese | Whereas, the party of the first part, hereafter referred to as THE COMPANY... |
| FUD | Do you know what's in your drinking water? |
| Marketing | It's new, it's improved. It slices, it dices. It cuts through tin cans and still is sharp enough to slice a tomato. |
| Inspiration | Love one another as I have loved you. |
| Affirmation | Because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me |
| Humor | A guy walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks. |