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President Steals Spaceship

Zaphod Beeblebrox, President of the Universe, is up to his publicity stunts again. Tomorrow, during the unveiling of the Universe's flagship Heart of Gold, Beeblebrox wormed his way past security as he was making his guest appearance and sailed off at the helm. As of 7:50pm tomorrow Centauri Common Time, Beeblebrox's whereabouts are still unknown.

Beeblebrox, known as an eccentric rock-and-roll style of President, is responsible for several small heists and other ways of gaining attention of the public. His antics, as well as his two heads and three arms, have made him a favorite of the populations of the major worlds in the Universe. No stunt of the President's has gone this far, though, and it is thought that there are motives underlying this particular act of thievery.

The nature of the Infinite Improbability Drive, the "Heart of Gold" for which the ship is named, allows the ship to travel anywhere, to any location and any time. If you have any information on the whereabouts of President Beeblebrox and the ship, please contact your local branch of the Imperium Galactica within the next 5 days, as we have been informed that in such time the President was spotted at the head offices of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.